I’ll Chance It

This is still, like, the single most annoying study ever.

But P.S., regularly taking the birth control pill for five-plus years is proven to cut your chances of ovarian cancer in half. Get with that oxymoron.

Well, that’s one way to do it.

From Reuters: “Hide your old pills in poop, U.S. government says”

Best headline of the morning if you ask me. Here’s a fun excerpt:

“The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse.”

Oh, so many questions.

1. Why would you get rid of extra pain pills? I keep mine in a safe place for recreational future use.
2. Why would shoving old pills in poop be your first course of action? Why not flush them?
3. Why is ferret poop the mother of all drug combatants?
4. Why would you get rid of extra pain pills?

Also, all the talk of “disguising” pills is making me laugh. For some reason I keep thinking of wigs and fake mustaches. Awesome.

A Thought

I love a good pedicure, but I find French-tipped toenails troubling. Because a French pedicure means you’ve got long enough toenails to rock a French tip. And longer than average toenails make me heave.

[Jam of the Day]: Feist, Brandy Alexander

A Thought

I love a good pedicure, but I find French-tipped toenails troubling. Because a French pedicure means you’ve got long enough toenails to rock a French tip. And longer than average toenails make me heave.

[Jam of the Day]: Feist, Brandy Alexander