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Past Midnight and Counting

September 15, 2009 · 1 Comment

UPDATED 9/16/2009: Includes video from weekend protests referenced below. Regardless of where you stand on national healthcare, it’s a bit troubling. Especially when you live here.

I remember when I moved into my first apartment in Colorado. It was a spacious two bedroom, two bathroom apartment, that I moved into alone and with no furniture outside of a televison, DVD player and a stool I saved from garbage truck peril.

As an already hyper-paranoid person, sleeping alone in a new apartment, in a city where I knew no one put me on edge. I remember crawling into a makeshift bed in the living room right in front of the TV to distract me from completely morose questions concerning who would find my decomposing body five days after some lunatic had followed me home from Blockbuster, waited until dark and shimmied up the tree outside my living room, climbed onto my balcony and broke in through the sliding glass door to attack me.

Xanax, much?

All together, I’ve lived three other places alone since then  and have always gone through an initial period of anxiety where I assume falling asleep will be the death of me, and thus I lie…awake.

Combine this paranoia with some of the awful stuff in the news lately, D’s robbery and his departure to Minnesota for a fishing trip and you have a situation with meltdown written all over it.

I mentioned this stress today when somecolleagues noted anxiety over the increasingly hateful behavior going on in the city. For example, some two million tea baggers gathered here over the weekend where they lined the streets and told participants running a 5k for the National Press Club to “go kill themselves” and that “Obamacare should be “buried with [Ted] Kennedy” (in regard to national healthcare).

Another colleague has been a target of road rage while walking to work—twice in one week, drivers have told him to go f*ck himself while walking legally through a crosswalk.

The director of operations for my shop, who lives eight blocks away from me (and says he calls 911 once a week to report drug activity near his house), said that they invited two city police officers to last night’s neighborhood community meeting and when two young women asked for tips on staying safe on the street, they responded: “Get a dog. No one with a dog seems to get mugged.”

Get a dog? Is this what we’ve all been missing? And moreover, are these the people who are supposed to be keeping us safe?

I know crazy things happen everywhere, but somehow the angry, negative crap seems to have landed here. Think about how the pink slime in Ghostbusters II turns everyone in New York City into disgusting, violent assholes, and you’ve pretty much got the picture.  Unfortunately, I am unaware of any positively-charged slime with the capability to rig the Statue of Liberty to a joystick and walk it through the city blaring Jackie Wilson* to shake people from the funk.

Bottom line is it’s two hours past my bedtime and I’ll be awake playing a word scramble game on my iPhone until sleep becomes involuntary. Bottom line is the rose-colored glasses are still off. The DC honeymoon seems over. I am so excited to be leaving tomorrow for a few days in sweet, sweet Iowa.

*This song does put one in a fantastic mood. Maybe we should get it on some loudspeakers.

Categories: The District · iowa · wtf?

No Pride about Pig Flu

April 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

UPDATE 5/1/2009: As seen on Letterman, Iowa’s lieutenant governor makes an interesting press announcement about swine flu. (Sent in by my dad.)

UPDATE 4/30/2009: It’s here. Dangit. Luckily, I have already recruited one of the designers at work to spruce up my face mask.

Let it be known that if the swine flu gets to DC, I will be one of those people walking around outside with a mask on. Straight up.

I’m going to wash my hands now.

Categories: The District · bird flu · iowa

Iowa High Court Legalizes Gay Marriage in State

April 3, 2009 · 4 Comments

From the AP:

“We are firmly convinced the exclusion of gay and lesbian people from the institution of civil marriage does not substantially further any important governmental objective,” the Supreme Court wrote in its decision. “The Legislature has excluded a historically disfavored class of persons from a supremely important civil institution without a constitutionally sufficient justification.”

Proud to be from Iowa today, as always.

[image via Chris Glass; apologies for the redundancy for those of you who read both of my blogs.]

Categories: daydream believer · iowa · politics

“We need to have one giant garage sale and invite the world.”

January 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Joel Stein has an entertaining column in the LA Times today about how stupid our stuff is going to look to the next generation. He includes stainless steel, Dasani and Brooklyn on the list of dumb stuff, saying of the latter:

Williamsburg, Brooklyn: Paying $3,000 a month to live near Manhattan? Exactly as near as the Sweathogs lived? You can wear librarian glasses, play in a band and go to readings in Iowa City too. Either way, you’re not in New York.

While this may be true, I don’t think Iowa City residents are trying to pass the town off for something other than it is. Except for those New York transplants at the Writers’ Workshop, maybe. :)

Categories: iowa

Wonder, Light, Merriment, etc.

December 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Hello, friends!

It’s been awhile, right? Or is time just passing like old molasses? At any rate, we’re back in DC after an extended stay in Cedar Falls, IA with family and friends. Our flight home was canceled on Saturday, so we ended up driving to Minneapolis bright and early yesterday morning to catch a flight back to DC. The drive was fun, the flight was fine, and I wasn’t sure I’d say this—but it feels good to be back. Also? I’m off work until Friday! I’m already sad that Monday is winding to a close (a first, I’m sure).

I’m also happy to report that the intarwebs is working here at the new pad. Hopefully this yields a few more work-from-home days and blog updates. In fact, I got a snazzy new camera for Christmas, so here’s hoping I have more photos to share in 2009.

I’ll start out with these three, which include D and me being goofy on Christmas night and where I found Ella upon returning home. The latter two also provide a peek at my new digs.

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(Have I mentioned how blessed I am to have this guy around?)

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Now. On to New Year’s. What do you guys have cooking?

Categories: D + M · animals · fam · holladaze · homies · iowa

Labor Day Crab Crackin’

September 1, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well, I’ve managed to finally contract that nasty summer cold that I’ve spent weeks avoiding. And right before starting my new job. Hopefully a little Dayquil will do the trick and I’ll sail through this week without incident.

We stayed in DC this Labor Day weekend, hanging out with friends and doing something most of us have never done before: Eating crabs.

If I weren’t nearing a snotted zombie-like state, I might go into great detail about how unclean and gross it was. Instead, I’ll direct you to this Flickr set, where you can see it in all its Old Bay-covered, don’t-forget-to scoop-out-the-guts glory. To get you started, here are a couple of photos:

Our three pounds of crabs

Me and my first (crab)

It was alive 10 minutes ago

Crab penis. (Male genitals are shaped like the Washington Monument; females are shaped like the Capitol.) You have to pry off the penis to get inside to the meat. I know, I know. Completely vile.

After crab cracking, we headed to a nearby pub to watch more college football (how about them Hawkeyes!) and spent the rest of the weekend winding down.

What did you all do with your long weekend?

Categories: animals · bad idea jeans · foodstuffs · gender · good times great oldies · holladaze · homies · iowa

A Question of Geography

August 25, 2008 · 4 Comments

There are a lot of questions people throw at D and me (and that we throw each other), but tanatamount to none remains this:

Do you guys think you’ll move back to Iowa?

I always let D answer, who starts with this:

I think I’m more interested in moving back than Megan is.

You guys know I love Iowa. And most days, the challenge of moving back and having to either break new ground with my career—or discover something completely different—really appeals to me. (As does being closer to family and friends.) But some things don’t. One of those things: weather. Cold, snowy, overcast weather is difficult to wrap my sun-spoiled head around.

And judging by the farmer’s almanac, the coming Midwest winter is going to be a doozy. As if last year wasn’t bad enough.

But if I’ve learned anything, it’s that I can never say never, which means Iowa will always be a possibility. And let’s be honest—I’ve followed D this far; I’d happily go anywhere so long as he came along, Iowa included.

[Jam of the Day]: Islands, Don’t Call Me Whitney, Bobby

Categories: D + M · iowa · travel

Iowans Consume More Bevs

August 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I heard on the radio this morning that Iowans are seeking more solace from the bottle, which I then confirmed via the Des Moines Register. Just how much did the average Iowan consume in the past year? According to the Register:

The average adult Iowan consumed 37.23 gallons of beer, 1.98 gallons of liquor, and 1.69 gallons of wine over the 12-month period.

Between the economy and the flood (buh-bye corn = buh-bye ethanol) I suppose folks have good reason. But all I can think is: Just wait ’til Iowa football season starts. All previous annual records may be shattered.

(And, in a strange twist of irony, the Iowa Alcoholic Beverages Division transferred about 80 percent of its $87 million in revenue to the state’s general fund, where it will be spent on education, environmental protection and public safety. About 16 percent of the money is used for substance abuse programs. So keep on drinking, Iowa!)

Categories: FYI · If you like stuff, you'll love: · iowa

Home

July 2, 2008 · 1 Comment

The intarwebs is a funny thing; in the last couple of years, it’s helped me form new friendships and gotten me back in touch with friends of yore. A lot of them are married, having babies, becoming famous singers and jotting it all down on their blogs.

I suppose after catching up with everyone else (like most of you catch up with me—here!), I feel a bit homesick. And really thankful that I met a guy who comes from the same place as I do, and that he’ll be walking through my door any minute.

Categories: good times great oldies · iowa

The only thing I want to know is…

June 19, 2008 · 2 Comments

Did someone rescue this little guy?

Photo source

It makes me cry, for real.

Perhaps the craziest batch of flood photos yet

Categories: animals · iowa