First, You Take the ‘Mallow…

I had s’mores tonight, y’all. Sticky, gooey, eternally messy s’mores. It ruled. Don’t let summer pass you by without having a s’more.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have go dig out my old VHS of The Sandlot.

Yes, I’d like a FatAss for delivery, please.

No wonder Japan is getting fat.

I’m doing you a favor

Keep this shit out of your grocery cart.

At only 150 calories per serving (at an almost 2 cup serving!), this makes a tasty snack look really benign. But it rules, so much so that stopping yourself from having a second serving is difficult. Then you feel guilty and trudge off to the gym because you have a hot date with your long distance boyfriend this weekend and white cheddar is good on popcorn—not the backs of your thighs.

I’m doing you a favor

Keep this shit out of your grocery cart.

At only 150 calories per serving (at an almost 2 cup serving!), this makes a tasty snack look really benign. But it rules, so much so that stopping yourself from having a second serving is difficult. Then you feel guilty and trudge off to the gym because you have a hot date with your long distance boyfriend this weekend and white cheddar is good on popcorn—not the backs of your thighs.