This made me laugh:
The details of Haley Joel Osment’s DUI next to the interactive trailer for Beerfest (which I really want to see, by the way. What can I say–watch Talladega Nights and it’s a slippery slope. I imagine Snakes on a Plane will get a viewing, too. I’m ashamed of myself. Which is why I pray to eight-pound, six-ounce baby Jesus for absolution, etc.)
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