And because I came close to taking life too seriously yesterday, here are a few of my favorites from said hilarious blog:
Guy: I was seeing her for a while, but it just wasn’t working out. I guess I’m not over Jessica.
Guy: What do you mean, what?
Girl: I thought you were gay.
Guy: Oh, because I’m a hairdresser. How original. Just because I’m a hairdresser you think I’m gay.
Girl: No. I thought you were gay because when I stayed at your house four years ago I woke up and saw you fucking Matt in the ass!
Guy: Oh my God. Matt and I have never talked about that night.
–9th & B
Overheard by: GavinM
Little girl, talking for a teddy bear with a stocking over its head, to another teddy bear: Give me all your money!
Drunk chick: I’m majoring in the doggy-style orgasm. [Ahem…good luck, sweetheart.]
–Slainte, 1st & Bowery
Overheard by: Genevieve
Woman: I find the suburbs to be extremely frightening. I know they all have air conditioning, but still…
Until next time, speak softly.
[Jam of the Day]: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pea