If you love coffee (and I do), be sure to check out this MSN Slate article about the Starbucks gossip. You’ll learn what a ghetto latte is, and why Nicole Kidman might be a freak of nature.
You should also hit up the Oracle of Starbucks to see what your preferred coffee drink says about you. Here’s what it says about my grande, non-fat latte.
Personality type: Fat
You’re always worrying about your weight. That’s because you’re fat. You’re constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass.
Also drinks: Diet RC Cola
Can also be found: On Jerry Springer
Funny stuff, I say.