Ghetto Lattes and More

If you love coffee (and I do), be sure to check out this MSN Slate article about the Starbucks gossip. You’ll learn what a ghetto latte is, and why Nicole Kidman might be a freak of nature.

You should also hit up the Oracle of Starbucks to see what your preferred coffee drink says about you. Here’s what it says about my grande, non-fat latte.

Personality type: Fat

You’re always worrying about your weight. That’s because you’re fat. You’re constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass.

Also drinks: Diet RC Cola
Can also be found: On Jerry Springer

Funny stuff, I say.

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