Well, that’s one way to do it.

From Reuters: “Hide your old pills in poop, U.S. government says”

Best headline of the morning if you ask me. Here’s a fun excerpt:

“The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse.”

Oh, so many questions.

1. Why would you get rid of extra pain pills? I keep mine in a safe place for recreational future use.
2. Why would shoving old pills in poop be your first course of action? Why not flush them?
3. Why is ferret poop the mother of all drug combatants?
4. Why would you get rid of extra pain pills?

Also, all the talk of “disguising” pills is making me laugh. For some reason I keep thinking of wigs and fake mustaches. Awesome.

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One response to “Well, that’s one way to do it.

  1. Nice. I especially like the, why would you get rid of them? Always a good question. I mean really how often is some drug addict barreling through the trash in the hopes someone threw out their drugs, instead of shoving them in poo?

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